This is my formal gratitude to those who employ themselves or thier computers to sending me awesome comments that do not pertain to the content of my website. My life will never be complete again without hearing:
“You are so awseome for helping me solve this mystery.”
“Okay I’m covnniecd. Let’s put it to action.”
“Thank God! Someone with barnis speaks!”
Barnis, yeah gots lots of them; or
“YMMD with that aswner! TX”
YMMD!? What does that even mean?
Thanks for wasting bandwidth, and more importantly thanks for killing the trees necessary to make the power to generate that bandwidth. We will all be sure to checkout your meaningful wireless plan / file sharing site / pyramid scheme. Kudos!